Unhinged
Side to Side
Side to Side {2}{G} Instant You and target opponent arm-wrestle. If you win, create a 3/3 green Ape creature token. His friends at the gym never knew Garanth’s secret shame. For years he had tried to walk away from professional...
R$0,68
Monkey Monkey Monkey
Monkey Monkey Monkey {3}{G} Creature — Monkey As Monkey Monkey Monkey enters the battlefield, choose a letter. Monkey Monkey Monkey gets +1/+1 for each nonland permanent whose name begins with the chosen letter. Many matches make more madcap monkey mayhem....
R$0,56
Keeper of the Sacred Word
Keeper of the Sacred Word {2}{G} Creature — Human Druid As Keeper of the Sacred Word enters the battlefield, choose a word. Whenever an opponent says the chosen word, Keeper of the Sacred Word gets +3/+3 until end of turn....
R$0,40
Orcish Paratroopers
Orcish Paratroopers {2}{R} Creature — Orc Paratrooper When Orcish Paratroopers enters the battlefield, flip it from a height of at least one foot. Sacrifice Orcish Paratroopers unless it turns over completely at least once during the flip and lands face...
R$0,48
Mons's Goblin Waiters
Mons's Goblin Waiters {R}
Creature — Goblin Waiter
Sacrifice a creature or land: Add {HR}.
Poached Rukh Eggs Rock Cooked Rock Unicorn-on-the-Cob Wormfang Turtle Soup
1/1
Illustrated by Pete Venters
R$0,68
Curse of the Fire Penguin
Curse of the Fire Penguin {4}{R}{R} Enchantment — Aura Enchant creature Curse of the Fire Penguin consumes and confuses enchanted creature. Curse of the Fire Penguin Creature Creature — Penguin Trample When this creature dies, return Curse of the Fire...
R$3,48
Wet Willie of the Damned
Wet Willie of the Damned {2}{B}{B}
Sorcery
Wet Willie of the Damned deals 2½ damage to any target and you gain 2½ life.
Ever the warrior, Glissa responded with a “wedgie from beyond Uranus.”
Illustrated by Greg Staples
R$0,36
Mother of Goons
Mother of Goons {2}{B}
Creature — Human Cleric
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, sacrifice Mother of Goons unless you insult that creature.
“Word to me.”
3/2
Illustrated by Darrell Riche
R$0,56
Framed!
Framed! {1}{U} Instant Choose an artist. Tap all untapped permanents with art by that artist or untap all tapped permanents with art by that artist. Who knew an 8˝ by 10˝ could feel like a 2˝ by 4˝? Illustrated by...
R$0,36
Brushstroke Paintermage
Brushstroke Paintermage {3}{U}
Creature — Human Wizard
{T}: Target permanent’s artist becomes the artist of your choice until end of turn.
He gives credit where credit isn’t due.
2/3
Illustrated by Ron “Don't You Dare Change Me” Spears
R$0,36
Circle of Protection: Art
Circle of Protection: Art {1}{W} Enchantment As Circle of Protection: Art enters the battlefield, choose an artist. {1}{W}: The next time a source of your choice with art by the chosen artist would deal damage to you this turn, prevent...
R$0,48
AWOL
AWOL {2}{W}
Instant
Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.
Illustrated by Stephen Tappin
R$2,08
Atinlay Igpay
Atinlay Igpay {5}{W}
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3/3
Illustrated by Evkay Alkerway
R$0,80
Bosom Buddy
Bosom Buddy {3}{W} Creature — Elephant Townsfolk Whenever you cast a spell, you may gain ½ life for each word in that spell’s name. “Step 1: I believe in a power and toughness greater than myself … .” 1/4 Illustrated...
R$0,84
Super Secret Tech
Super Secret Tech {3}
Artifact
Premium spells cost {1} less to cast.
Premium creatures get +1/+1.
“Ooh … shiny!”
Illustrated by Dan Frazier
R$135,20
R&D's Secret Lair
R&D's Secret Lair Legendary Land Play cards as written. Ignore all errata. {T}: Add {C} to your mana pool. (This mana is still added to your mana pool.) “Let them complain. As long as the addictive ink is working, we...
R$6,04
City of Ass
City of Ass
Land
City of Ass enters the battlefield tapped.
{T}: Add one and one-half mana of any one color.
“But …”
Illustrated by John Avon
R$27,52
World-Bottling Kit
World-Bottling Kit {5}
Artifact
{5}, Sacrifice World-Bottling Kit: Choose a Magic set. Exile all permanents with that set’s expansion symbol except for basic lands.
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Illustrated by Alan Rabinowitz
R$1,84
Water Gun Balloon Game
Water Gun Balloon Game {2} Artifact As Water Gun Balloon Game enters the battlefield, each player puts a pop counter on a 0. Whenever a player casts a spell, move that player’s pop counter up 1. Whenever a player’s pop...
R$7,16